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Citation Demotivational Poster

Writing you a citation -

TAGS: police officer writing ticket citation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 4:36 pm
Glad you like. Decided to take the punny road in this one. Couldn't resist.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:21 pm

another 5Loooove from me! I would have totally said this!~


TAGS: boxing day felicitations
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 27, 2013, 4:55 am
wow - search regret
GaryO - December 27, 2013, 2:13 am
riiiiight....like I’m young enough to have a memory (it's 'this here grog'...if I recall)
EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2013, 1:51 am
Old enough to drink cup after cup of this grog. (Tell me where THAT reference is from!)
GaryO - December 26, 2013, 8:24 pm
Helen Kane? Looks like hell in boxing gloves too. Geezus, Emilio, how the phook old are you?
lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 8:00 pm

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 7:27 pm
Looks like Helen Kane.


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.

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